hand day

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.

by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

Hand day

where we can exchange or request for hand pics, on april 12

Wow I really want to ask my friend for some hand pics since it's hand day

by cariina April 11, 2021

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand

It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019

National hold ur crushes hand day

Go hold hand with that special person

October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day

by The noobs 34 October 10, 2019

national hand day

29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-

'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

by em.ily.et May 24, 2018

hold a girls hand day

September 16th

Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.

“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”

“wdym?”

“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”

by slayythedayyy September 16, 2022