Hamergency 

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

Hamergency by Hamergency November 15, 2005

hammermen 

In the late 19th century, a group of blacksmiths known as the "hammermen" were excommunicated from Blackheath. The exact date is not known but it is thought to have occurred in 1871. This coincided with the Act of Parliament of that year declaring the Heath to be an open public space. Strangely, the Act also stipulated that from that day forward trees were only allowed to be planted on the borders of the Heath and not on the plains themselves. Unconfirmed hearsay suggests that the reason for the excommunication, and ultimately the need for the Act itself, related to the "vigorous, persistent and clandestine homosexual encounters upon the Heath by men of industry". However, it has also supposedly been mooted that the excommunication related to the improvement of the social profile of the area sought by various landed gentry. Regardless, in current vernacular, the youth of the area are frequently heard referring to sexually successful homosexuals as "hammermen" (not to be confused with the heterosexual equivalent i.e. a "swordsman").

Vasily: Where are Miguel and Davide tonight?

Vladimir: They went out to Soho again. Man those guys get laid on a daily basis!

Vasily: Aye, they are real hammermen.

hammermen by Synonymity123 September 6, 2013

Hammerdrunk

When you are completly hammerd and partying hard.

Man, we were hammerdrunk at that party last night

Hammerdrunk by Trent Mcdermott May 17, 2007

Hammergooned

Becoming highly intoxicated after a long day of consuming alcohol. Belligerent to everybody, and all surroundings.

We went taligating last Sunday, and by the end of the game, we we're totally hammergooned.

Hammergooned by diddy mcgoonigan April 18, 2010

hammergency 

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.

Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.

hammergency by sbird August 17, 2015

Hammergraph 

An autograph from M.C Hammer

Bill: I need to get someones autograph
Tony: You can get M.C Hammers autograph
Bill: Nice then i will have my very own Hammergraph

Hammergraph by DJ Abbott June 27, 2012