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Hammer spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.
Isaac hammer spanked storm so fuckin hard last night.
by Isaac fucked storm June 3, 2018
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Hammer Spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.
Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.
by Isaac fucked storm June 2, 2018
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hammerstank

To fart in a bitches mouth while she is sucking on your nut sack.
Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!

Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!
by Paul Norris June 4, 2007
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Hammerspank

When u do a jackhammer power and motion on someone's rear or when you take a ring pop and get it stuck in the cheek while spanking them with a pimp
I'm gonna hammerspank u later boy
by Shady al July 30, 2017
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