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Hammer slammered 

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
Hammer slammered by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012
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Alabama Hammer Slammer 

When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.
Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!

Alabama hammer slammer 

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
Alabama hammer slammer by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017

lumberjack slammer hammer 

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026