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Hamlin Theorom

Big idea:

When one Hamlin is observed, then there are two that become one, One observed hamlin is actually two.

Points that support the claim:
-ayy is that somada himgan? this goes hard bro
-When 2 houses are terraformed into a house, they become cum
-Himgan hamlin, an inventor of the Somada Himgan music type has studied Elise Hamlins many cheeks, and he found that a house could be thought of every step of the way.

Johnny coordinated for all of us to go racing, but at the last minute he pulled a Hamlin!
-everyone leave messages for hamlin homes and ask for skinner and if he is alive and/or breathing
-guys help i'm trapped in the white room. they are running tests on me, they are inflicting their medication tests on me. help it is white, i need to get out. Mr alloway is coming help no! no!!! noooooo! help!
-Snoop dogg was the greatest rapper of his time, he became the best by working hard and using a good work ethic and he worked hard.
-Do you know the hamlin man? the hamlin man? Want to shop at hamline hoe? homes i mean.
-im pretty sure my middle name is hamlin
-Don’t forget Elise Hamlin. <3. Skinner real gang shit. He's on sherpa shit to the double g ganja crip. Tasted the motherload of Mrs. Postan’s placenta.
-have any of you guys tried raw placenta
-House
-Lil peep </3
-Neurotransmitters are becoming real life, therefore hamlin can’t be explained.
-End of theorem.
Hey did you hear of the people working on the Hamlin Theorom?
Hamlin Theorom by SkinnerHdawg July 11, 2020
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Hamlin Theorem 

Big idea:

When one Hamlin is observed, then there are two that become one, One observed hamlin is actually two.

Points that support the claim:
-When 2 houses are terraformed into a house, they become cum
-Himgan hamlin, an inventor of the Somada Himgan music type has studied Elise Hamlins many cheeks, and he found that a house could be thought of every step of the way.

-Hamlin Homes wants to work with you to be your next builder. Bring us your plan or let us design a home for you. Either way, we can make your dream home become a reality!
-The act of pretending to be one's friend but once the time comes to take time out of their lives to associate with friends, bails out repeatedly.
Johnny coordinated for all of us to go racing, but at the last minute he pulled a Hamlin!
-everyone leave messages for hamlin homes and ask for skinner and if he is alive and/or breathing
-guys help i'm trapped in the white room. they are running tests on me, they are inflicting their medication tests on me. help it is white, i need to get out. Mr alloway is coming help no! no!!! noooooo! help!
-Do you know the hamlin man? the hamlin man? Want to shop at hamline hoe? homes i mean.
-Don’t forget Elise Hamlin. <3. Skinner real gang shit. He's on sherpa shit to the double g ganja crip. Tasted the motherload of Mrs. Postan’s placenta.
-have any of you guys tried raw placenta
-Neurotransmitters are becoming real life, therefore hamlin can’t be explained.
-End of theorem.
I hope Conner teaches us the Hamlin Theorem soon.
Hamlin Theorem by hamlinhomes July 11, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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