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hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world.

hampden's bike lanes double as jazzy speedways.

hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked.

hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos.

hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms.

hampden's mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin.

hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am.

hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea.

some home grown celebrities: hey helen (r.i.p.), that dude with the tattoos on his face, the other dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.
yous two stay here. mama's going to the rite aids. (in hampden)
hampden by girlnarly October 30, 2011
Haadee is famously known in Singapore for smoking an abnormal large amount of Tabacco. His lungs are as dark as an Indian. They believe that earth is flat and most celebrities are lizards. Haadees have a lot of sex but with old ladies. They do this at public places like staircases of blocks and at McDonald’s.
Haadee: bruhhh I want fuck that old lady siaaa kimak
Haadee by Osama bin hosni November 21, 2021

Hampden roar 

noun

The infamous crowd noise said to come from Hampden Park, Scotland's national football stadium, while a match is being played.

Also used in rhyming slang, as in "What's the Hampden roar?" for "What's the score?" when referring to the score of a football match.
"Can ye hear the Hampden roar?"

"What's the Hampden roar, my good man?"

John Hampden Grammar School 

A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.

Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!

Tadashi Hamada 

One who disappears at inappropriate times after saying they wouldn't, leaving one feeling upset.
Friend: "Aw! She didn't come to my concert! She said she would!"
You: "She friggin pulled a Tadashi Hamada....."
Tadashi Hamada by LawlingEveryDay December 17, 2014

Hiro Hamada 

He is the protagonist from big hero 6 he is an inventor and has been paired by many. His his cute mop messy black(or brown) and chestnut brown eyes he is the best protagonist ever made by Disney.
Hiro Hamada and his trusty friend baymax always have fun
Hiro Hamada by Derpybaymax;D March 3, 2015