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A ham dog is a slice of ham in a hot dog bun commonly served with mayonnaise and mustard.
We are out of hot dogs and bread but we have ham and hot dog buns, looks like ham dogs again.
Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog
Ham-dog is gagging at destiny
Ham-Dog by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018

Hot Dog No Ham 

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.
The met gala was hot dog no ham!

Ham-dogged 

Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
Ham-dogged by PureCharger February 22, 2008

Ham Dogging 

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.
After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.
Ham Dogging by A Spam April 1, 2010

Ham doggin’ 

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie
Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!
Ham doggin’ by The female ham dog November 30, 2019