Hall Pirate
People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.
John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!
Jack: Hell yea!
John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*
Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!
John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*
Jack: Hell yea!
John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*
Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!
John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*
Hall Pirate by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021
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