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halfsies

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A more fun way to say "half," or "part-way".
Why would you go halfsies with that halloween costume and just wear a hat? You should go all the way and wear the whole outfit.

Want to go halfsies with me and split the cost of dinner?
halfsies by cirrus42 January 25, 2012

halfsies

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semi-derogatory term of half canadians used by kevin smith on smodcast 88.
we don't fuck halfsies in brantford, all canada or nothing.
halfsies by gunnar89 August 31, 2009

halfsies

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when you get an erection that is only about half way erect. This happens when you are subconciously turned on.
Aw dude! I got halfsies when I was petting your cat. I got halfsies when my aunt gave me a massage. I got halfsies from riding a horse.
halfsies by Sam-da-man September 17, 2008

Halfsies

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When you shit but only half of it comes out so you struggle hard the rest of the day until the other half finally comes out.
Convo in Taco bell bathroom

Kyle- What the fuck is taking so long
Dan- Bro i got halfsies so bad right now
Kyle- Damn that sucks your gonna struggle the rest of the day
Dan- I know thats why im trying to get it all out now!
Halfsies by ThemanThelegend September 7, 2010

halfsies

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half-brothers or sisters. people who share one parent, but not the other. eg, people with the same mother but different fathers.

you could also spell or pronounce it "halvsies", but you'd look like a retard.
Girl1: "I thought you had a brother. How come I never see him anymore?"
Girl2: "My sister and I live here with our mom, but our halfsies live in Texas with their dad."

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Guy1: "Megan and Ryan are spending a lot of time together. Are they dating?"
Guy2: "No way, man! They're halfsies!"
halfsies by MattJ77 March 12, 2009

halfsies on a pie 

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To split the purchasing of a pizza equally among two parties.

Since its inception, the term "halfsies on a" has extended past usage in pizza realted terms and can be used in ordinary conversation pertaining to more typical purchases.

The term's first documented usage was by two white suburban Detroiters during Colombus Day weekend 2004.
"I'm famished, you wanna throw halfsies on a pie?"

"Let's go halsies on a prostie."
halfsies on a pie by Mangelo July 26, 2008
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