Halfsies

When you shit but only half of it comes out so you struggle hard the rest of the day until the other half finally comes out.

Convo in Taco bell bathroom

Kyle- What the fuck is taking so long
Dan- Bro i got halfsies so bad right now
Kyle- Damn that sucks your gonna struggle the rest of the day
Dan- I know thats why im trying to get it all out now!

by ThemanThelegend September 07, 2010

halfsies

absorbing a cost equally between two people

dude, do you want to go halfsies with me on that killer mud pie?

by So Mach April 28, 2006

Halfsie

Most usually (East coast), any person with any type of shine (black) in them.

Hey Gino, that new kid looks awfully tan. You think he is a halfsie? Antnee, you know his moms a shine, he’s a halfsie for sure.

by Joe bananas August 18, 2021

halfsie

The spelling Halvsie refers to someone who is of mixed halves of races or ethnicity.

usually half Japanese and half caucasian in descent. e.g. 'Devon Aoki is a hot halfsie'

by pavistroni June 25, 2007

halfsie

a partially erect penis that occurs typically when the owner is aroused by something they should probably not be aroused by or in other inopportune situations.

Armando is inappropriately and uncontrollably partially aroused by his room mate. He now has a halfsie.

by hardguy January 10, 2010

halfsie

A person who consists of multiple ethnicities

Person # 1: Hey! Where are you from?
Person # 2: I'm half British and half Indian
Person # 1: Oh so you're a halfsie? That's cool!

buy halfsie mugs & shirts

by kurryma July 12, 2013

halfsies

A more fun way to say "half," or "part-way".

Why would you go halfsies with that halloween costume and just wear a hat? You should go all the way and wear the whole outfit.

Want to go halfsies with me and split the cost of dinner?

by cirrus42 January 25, 2012