Halfpipe

What you're left with when Tony Hawk throws his skateboard at the back of your girlfriend's head while she's giving you a bj.

Not cool bro. Not only did she give me a halfpipe but my jean shorts are ruined.

by Max Kenwal March 01, 2012

halfpiping

Rod half way in

Yo, so I was halfpiping this bitch earlier because she couldn't fit it all the way in.

by Anotherfellowm8 June 12, 2017

halfpipe

When wearing pants...the fact that the zipper area curls into a curved surface resembling the formation of a halfpipe. also looks like you have an erection

"yo son, i was rocking a halfpipe during math class"

by hey!steve May 27, 2005

halfpipe

Half of a pipe that is ridden in to "get air" while doing some kind of extreme sport

Did you see the mad air I got off that half pipe Joe?

by fhqwhgads May 05, 2003

Halfpipe Hippie

A laidback outdoorsman whose only interest in sports & nature.

Person 1: Bro you’re such a tool. You’re always camping and skateboarding, go to the bars with us.
Person 2: What can I say, I’m just a halfpipe hippie.

by iTackleFatGirls April 09, 2023

Alaskan halfpipe

when you shit in a condom, freeze it, and then use it as a dildo

I totally gave your mom an Alaskan halfpipe last night

by pitbh September 05, 2009

Carpet Halfpipe

When a man "titty-bangs" another man. In order for it to be a carpet halfpipe the reciever of the titty-bang would have to have a hairy chest. When the reciever pushes his male-breasts together it creates the halfpipe and with the hair added to it creates the halfpipe.

Justin Bieber: I cant believe that my Italian boyfriend was not down to do a carpet halfpipe.

Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe

Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal

Perez: frick yeah!

by I love carpet halfpipes March 11, 2011