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half past five 

In Russia this term describes a weak erection.
- Mary, will you go on a date with Pyotr?
- Nah, he has a half past five in the pants.
half past five by TurboSwine August 10, 2018

half past five 

After work, and gotten home
1.) I'll be see you half past five.
2.) I'll be available anytime around half past five.
3.) We'll light up half past five.
4.) Cant talk right now, at work, hit me back around half past five.
half past five by Zayelion September 1, 2016

half past five 

5:30 or The only time the artist "The Weekend"will call you on his song "The Hills"
I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
half past five by Prince_TheKingNO October 10, 2015

Half Past Five 

Half Past Five (5:30) is the international cheating hour.
"I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I'll be by your side"
Half Past Five by 2TurntTC August 1, 2021
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