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half past five 

In Russia this term describes a weak erection.
- Mary, will you go on a date with Pyotr?
- Nah, he has a half past five in the pants.
half past five by TurboSwine August 10, 2018

half past five 

After work, and gotten home
1.) I'll be see you half past five.
2.) I'll be available anytime around half past five.
3.) We'll light up half past five.
4.) Cant talk right now, at work, hit me back around half past five.
half past five by Zayelion September 1, 2016

half past five 

5:30 or The only time the artist "The Weekend"will call you on his song "The Hills"
I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
half past five by Prince_TheKingNO October 10, 2015

Half Past Five 

Half Past Five (5:30) is the international cheating hour.
"I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I'll be by your side"
Half Past Five by 2TurntTC August 1, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026