Hairy Stylz 

The act of combing a random guys pubes. Whilst sitting on a 18 inch rubber fist and lip syncing shitty one direction songs.

Excuse me good sir, may I have a turn quaffing your pubes? Hold on, let me sit this down right here. And oooh oooh love is music girl. I want to smell your squirrel. One direction up my love cave. My heart your gonna save. Ooh oooh yeah girl. Hairy Stylz you touch baby dicks, and sing like a chick thats really sick.

Hairy Stylz by ThrashRipRock October 9, 2020

Hairy Styles 

Hairy Styles a type of barber.

Hairy Styles is a barber. Not to be confused with Harry Styles the singer.

Hairy Styles by ehfiuhowijoije2io May 21, 2020

hairy styles 

Hairstyles used or made by Harry Styles.

I'd like to get a haircut, but not just any haircut, I'd like one of those hairy styles

hairy styles by Riley Nicka September 10, 2020

harry styles 

a very, very, powerful man who can make the world go crazy by just tweeting two letters.

@Harry_Styles (via twitter): Do
me: omg harry styles just tweeted
harries: JXNJCJD
directioners: GSYNSID
twitter trending page: HBHHSHSSS
THE WORLD: AHHHDJHXJDJDJDKDJFJD

harry styles by iloveharrylol October 7, 2019

Harry Styles 

One of the hottest human beings of this generation.

“How can one man be so fucking hot?”

“It’s Harry Styles. Ask him.”

Harry Styles by i have no $ for chicken nugget June 23, 2018

Harry Styles 

An amazing man. One who has a place in the hearts of thousands of people around the world, no matter who they may be. Not just for being so charmingly handsome, but for being the most wise, polite, funny, caring, and fashionable person i could name. I am so proud of everything he has achieved. My angel from Holmes Chapel is now a multimillionaire, rock AND pop star, gucci campaigner, model, singer, songwriter, actor, executive director, a member of one of the best boy bands in the world (one direction) and so much more, the fact he has achieved all of this in under ten years is outstanding. I love him so much and i know i’m not the only one. He has supported so many different communities including the LGBTQ+ community in so many different ways and that is part of what makes this man so beautiful. His wonderful music has changed my life in ways i can not explain and i am so thankful. I love you, Harry x

locals: why do you love him so much?

elite people: because he’s harry styles

Harry Styles by BigShaq March 30, 2019

harry styles 

A 23 year old man who is so incredibly kind , talented , down to earth , grateful , WOKE , beautiful, and funny. He can make anyone smile with his horrible jokes. he can make anyone cry with his beautiful and deep music. he can make anyone drop to their knees just at the sight of him. He believes in equality for all. men, women , LGBTQ+ , POC. “I’d like to know every single one of you in here tonight — if you are black, if you are white. If you are gay, if you are straight, if you are transgender. Whoever you are, whoever you wanna be, I support you, I love every single one of you.” He puts hours and hours and hours of thought and effort into his lyrics, he can act , he can sing , he can model , he can host , he is harry styles, you wont find someone better.

"Y'ALL SEE HARRY SPEAK OUT ON LGBTQ+ AND BLM???"
"of course we did it harry styles how could u miss it"

harry styles by hollyjollystydia April 22, 2018