The leftover semen crusted on an anus after anal intercourse.
Dang Brad. You have still have some hairy Cheese after last night.
by Schneven November 6, 2017
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When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.
Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!
by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021
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A trick to make your friends hate you (My Coochies Hairy)
*Writes it down* Read it out loud. "Mike Who Cheese Hairy"
by TheLesbianFurryVirus December 3, 2019
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