A person from your high
school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your
old feelings for them
like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there
man. Sarah was some high
school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the
fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high
school3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”