hairy box

A womans vaginal area with a full growth of hair.

Pussy, that looks like a big bush.

by Robert Van Horne June 29, 2005

hairy box

a woman's vagina

Look at that hairy box!

by Contractor Peon December 1, 2003

Hairy box

A box of goodies for men. Full of nice nice smelling things to rub on your head and face.

Our lass got us a Hairy Box, smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.

Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

Hair box

Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.

Nothing turns me of like burrying my face in a woman’s hair box.

by Craig’s Fist April 20, 2018

box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

by Juice March 8, 2005

A box of hair

Used to describe someone with a remarkable lack of intelligence; stupid.

That girl is dumber than a box of hair.

by Lauralie March 5, 2008