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A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....
by Hark Marper February 04, 2009
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