My haggis has bubble gum caught in it and now I have to shave it.
by kjanders9709 August 16, 2005
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The mixture of semen and poop in a gay man's underwear
Fag #1: "Hey, do you know how to get this Haggy stain out my favorite banana hammock underwear?"

Fag #2: "No, can we just have gay sex and listen to OAR instead?"
by Swagger 69 May 8, 2012
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Haggis (adj.) - Something so hot, that it's cool.
That high score was haggis!
Wow, this fire is pretty haggis.
by Bob Q. Roberts June 27, 2004
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the term used when something or someone is horribly wrong, for example an ugly chick or bloke or when something is broken!
a, "did you see that chick dude?" "not the pretty one the haggis one"

b, "i dont think the car is gonna work anymore its haggis"
by Rageoss September 20, 2006
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More well known as a scottish delicacy
but also used as an insult between friends as it is not that insulting
Mouldy Haggis
Skanky Haggis
Mouldy Haggis with baby poo hair
by Melecky May 19, 2003
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When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.
“Yo, bruh! U good?”
“I smoked way too much, I got the Haggies
by eatbeatnskeet February 17, 2021
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An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.
Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?
by Wye Boy January 25, 2008
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