A female of indeterminate age who expresses a determined and voluble preference for Pit Bull type dogs, rather than her fellow humans. A Pit hag is usually either a young woman without children, or an older woman whose children have left home. Denied appropriate objects of maternal affections, these women focus on a type of dog that appears to need 'protecting' from media attention when they maul or kill someone (which they do rather often).
The Pit Hag is subject to instant unstoppable outrage and unwise protectionism, often to be found in news commenting sections, abusing the victim of the dog attack, blaming the owner of the dog, or various sundry and unlikely 'catalysts' such as the weather or the sound of a lawn-mower.
The Pit Hag is a creature of modernity, given her platform thanks to social media. In the case of older Pit Hags, we very often see 'adoption' of unwanted Pit Bulls from rescue societies, sometimes several of them - this fulfills the Pit Hag's need to nurture and protect, although very often she is the unhappy recipient of violent attacks from her unruly 'children'. The more youthful version of the Pit hag is usually a teenager or a woman in her 20's with delayed maturity issues, who groups together with other like-minded individuals in the name of 'animal rights'. This unfortunately translates in the mind of a Pit Hag as an animal's 'right' to maul or kill someone, conferring no rights to their victims.
The Pit Hag is subject to instant unstoppable outrage and unwise protectionism, often to be found in news commenting sections, abusing the victim of the dog attack, blaming the owner of the dog, or various sundry and unlikely 'catalysts' such as the weather or the sound of a lawn-mower.
The Pit Hag is a creature of modernity, given her platform thanks to social media. In the case of older Pit Hags, we very often see 'adoption' of unwanted Pit Bulls from rescue societies, sometimes several of them - this fulfills the Pit Hag's need to nurture and protect, although very often she is the unhappy recipient of violent attacks from her unruly 'children'. The more youthful version of the Pit hag is usually a teenager or a woman in her 20's with delayed maturity issues, who groups together with other like-minded individuals in the name of 'animal rights'. This unfortunately translates in the mind of a Pit Hag as an animal's 'right' to maul or kill someone, conferring no rights to their victims.
by MixMaster Bogart September 6, 2016
a chick who hangs at the bar on a daily basis, fucks whover buys her drinks/drugs and thinks she's hip to the scene.
by marianabelle June 16, 2005
A metrosexual straight male that likes to spend time with and be close friends with gay men. The guy version of the Fag Hag.
A straight man who is comfortable with his own sexuality and is not threatened by a gay man.
This man is able to look past the differences of gay verses straight.
A straight man who is comfortable with his own sexuality and is not threatened by a gay man.
This man is able to look past the differences of gay verses straight.
by Clay25 December 6, 2010
by toast455 February 1, 2006
by homogirl September 6, 2006
A magically inebriated creature of the female persuasion indigenous to drop-zone bars whose morally ambiguous activities include: consumption of shockingly excessive amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day; a continuous fascination with simplistic distractions, shiny objects included; year round sluttiness that rivals the antics of spring break in Daytona Beach; an unknown source of never-ending income that fuels the always escalating shenanigans; and a complete inability to comprehend "what the big deal is" with any of the aforementioned behaviors or the potential consequences inherent to them.
That booze hag couldn't set up a four pole tent on her own but somehow created a fortress of empty drinks and broken dreams around it.
by jeramy_with_an_a April 25, 2014
A Grab Hag is one who takes excessively, maybe even taking all that is there.
It seems to fill their souls with singular delight to pull out every tissue and aggressively stuff them into their bulging pockets or purses; and shamelessly doing so at the front of a long line of other grab hags waiting for their turn with the unprotected and unaccounted for tissues.
(See Chinese Grab Hag video)
Are they kleptos ? Are they exhibitionists ?
We may never know.
At this time, plans are being arranged to find out exactly where these creatures get to with all their various plunder, and what these nests may look like.
Look for the lucrative research in an upcoming National Geographic magazine near you.
It seems to fill their souls with singular delight to pull out every tissue and aggressively stuff them into their bulging pockets or purses; and shamelessly doing so at the front of a long line of other grab hags waiting for their turn with the unprotected and unaccounted for tissues.
(See Chinese Grab Hag video)
Are they kleptos ? Are they exhibitionists ?
We may never know.
At this time, plans are being arranged to find out exactly where these creatures get to with all their various plunder, and what these nests may look like.
Look for the lucrative research in an upcoming National Geographic magazine near you.
Look at that Grab Hag hag-grabbling over there !
I've never seen such grabhaggory in all my days !
Save some for the rest of us you damn dirty grab hag !
I've never seen such grabhaggory in all my days !
Save some for the rest of us you damn dirty grab hag !
by Aleanbh October 19, 2023