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Habitual Mudflap

When you drop an absolute bowl skidder of a turd while pooping, and it falls forward when you pinch it off; the resulting drop causes it to streak across the back of your nuts.

Named in honor of Habitual Linecrosser, who "earnestly" described this happening to him (in way too much detail) on an episode of the "Kinda Consensual" podcast.
"HLC's gonna be late; he gave himself a Habitual Mudflap again and said he needs to shower real quick."
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Habitual Mudflap

When you drop a log in the toilet bowl and it streaks across the back of your nuts.
I need to get a new toilet or a booster I keep getting the Habitual Mudflap.
Habitual Mudflap by Turdflap April 28, 2026

Habitual Mudflap

When you drop a log in the toilet bowl and it streaks across the back of your nuts
Why are you late??
Sorry had to take a shower. Was using the bathroom and ended having a Habitual Mudflap I had to deal with