Definitions by The_Hankerchief
Habitual Mudflap
When you drop an absolute bowl skidder of a turd while pooping, and it falls forward when you pinch it off; the resulting drop causes it to streak across the back of your nuts.
Named in honor of Habitual Linecrosser, who "earnestly" described this happening to him (in way too much detail) on an episode of the "Kinda Consensual" podcast.
Named in honor of Habitual Linecrosser, who "earnestly" described this happening to him (in way too much detail) on an episode of the "Kinda Consensual" podcast.
"HLC's gonna be late; he gave himself a Habitual Mudflap again and said he needs to shower real quick."
Habitual Mudflap by The_Hankerchief April 28, 2026