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Habitual Mudflap
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When you
drop a log
in the
toilet bowl
and it streaks across
the back
of your nuts.
I need to get a new toilet or a
booster
I keep
getting
the
Habitual
Mudflap.
Habitual Mudflap
by
Turdflap
April 28, 2026
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