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A rare condition that occurs in one out of 1000 men, especially early teens. Htfs stands for “Horny Twenty-Four Seven”, and runs throughout a family. Only cure known so far is Pre-marital sex.
That guy is tweakin out, I think he has htfs, he hasn’t had sex in 3 months and doesn’t know how to act
Htfs by @josethelucifer November 30, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Horny 24/7; Horny Twenty-Four/Seven
“i have a condition of being htfs”
htfs by vibewcalis November 27, 2019
Related Words
I have Htfs syndrome
Htfs by Fema1e November 28, 2019
I am htfs
Htfs by Bri_queen15 December 1, 2019

htfs syndrome 

Horny Twenty Four Seven Syndrome
I was recently diagnosed with HTFS Syndrome.

Whats that?

I'm Horny 24/7
htfs syndrome by nutellaonyoface November 29, 2019
How the fuck should i know?

-A more emphatic way of saying idk
-Whats the name of the song?
-htfsik?
htfsik by MrLore December 31, 2006
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