HR Sizzurp 

Its Human Resources BS at its worst, generally served for free at career fairs at a variety of universities all across America. Examples of "dat HR sizzurp" include: offers of opportunities to work abroad, face to face client meetings, words such as strategy and management and opportunities for development. These things never happen at your entry level position or internship, but are commonly discussed at said career fairs.

Dat sizzurp is generally so strong that it can only be sipped, and seems great while your leanin' on it. It is highly intoxicating. Generally, once one's career at said firm begins, the user soon realizes that the HR sizzurp is a terrible concoction with horrific side effects.

See Also: The HR Koolaid, a term commonly used on "GettingDrunkinFirstClass.com".

White Privileged Kid: "All John talks about is his new job at Management Consulting Firm X, but he's yet to find out that on the job, he'll just be making Powerpoints all day."

Other White Privileged Kid: "Yeah he's still leanin' on dat HR sizzurp."

HR Sizzurp by FratStein July 20, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012