Cumming on dwarf face while she dressed as a Teletubbie,
Gave the missus a dirty HP last night
by Bigdamo1987 April 8, 2023
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Person 1: I just wrote a HP HBP based story!

Person 2: Cool! I love Hp and HBP is my fav movie!

Person 3: We should make a HP and HBP fan club!
by Hp_Lover123_Wattpad_Reader April 20, 2023
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When your teammates dies tryin’ to kill an enemy.

He’s one hp!”

When in reality, he’s full hp and your friend got shitted on.
by Kanami...... December 22, 2020
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gaming laptop (NOT THE DESKTOP)
very cool
geforce 1650
144hz screen
16 gb of ram
ryzen 5 5600h
512 gb ssd
999 dollars
insane laptop
Guy: bro did you see micheal? he has a hp pavilion gaming
Friend: yeah bro hes so cool
micheal: gaming
by bob boberson but better July 12, 2022
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Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.
Oh shit a HP Mo
by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021
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Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.
"Yo! Have you got a rating from Shaggy Rogers Hp:5?"

"Yeah man! Like, I got 5 stars, + 5 HP!"
by Shaggy Shoppa September 19, 2022
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Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
person: Why is your name Shaggy Rogers Hp:5? Why is it so long?

Shaggy Shoppa: Send me an image.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 15, 2022
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