house hoe

a house hoe is a common girlfriend shared among the male members of a household.

hey dan i call dibbs on the house hoe tonight feeling horny!

by wiseguy2505 May 26, 2010

Haunted House Hoe

A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.

"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."

by ziggytheman November 18, 2015

hoe house

A house used sorley for the reasons of prostitution.

You know that fool be trickin' check that hoe house for him.

by KishaB December 5, 2015

Hose hoe

A person who screws around with a lot of firemen.

Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”

by Acfireman January 19, 2019

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

Hoése

verb: to do a hoése would be to run to the nearest asian and scream in their face "STOP EATING MY DOG!!!!!"
noun: a loser

verb: I dare you to do a hoése
noun: God you're such a hoése

by #welovejosemaria November 25, 2021

Hoese

A latino gigolo.

Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023