Hlw means “Hot Like Wasabi” its basically this Asianlike way to sad “Girl you bad af!!”
Person#1: “bro this girl is HOT”
Person#2: “Say something to her”
Person#1: “what should I say?”
Person#2: “bro....tell her she’s hot like wasabi” (😂)
Person#1: “hlwww”
Girl: Are you Asian?
Person#1: Yes.
Some people have concerns about the amount of HLW produced in power plants, but they should be more concerned with the high concentrations of lead in solar panels instead.
Have laptop, will travel. Refers to software developers who work from anywhere. Also, anyone who relies on the internet. Could be used in general for someone who isn’t home or office bound because they have a laptop.
“Mike is in the Congo”
“WTF, doesn’t he have a job?”
“Hey, he travels. He can go anywhere and pretend to work! #hlwt”
Shorten name of the recently found song "How Long Will It Take" (aka "How Long" by Paula Toledo), represented with an image of a lost teddy bear in the beach, after 14 years, the teddy bear was found buried inside of sand, as long with the song.
Person 1: Yooo did you hear that hlwit was found Person 2: NO FUCKINGWAY
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.