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An heirloom looking dick. Passed down through the generations and is typically wrapped in fine satin, an heirloom looking dick should only be taken out of the fine china cabinet when someone is getting too uppity and needs to be dick slapped.
Alex, don't make me unwrapped the HLD!
HLD by Max Johnson in HD February 26, 2019
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Acronym for "Handsome Little Devil."
"You've got such a cute baby, Louise. He is an HLD!"


Martha: "I want to bone Sally's boyfriend."
Jane: "Oh really? He's a hottie?"
Martha: "Oh yeah. He's a total HLD!"
HLD by MDSMooth March 10, 2009
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"House of Learned Doctors" Located in the heart of Nampa, Idaho. Founded in 2010 this classy establishment is the only bright spot at Northwest Nazarene University. A continuous frat like style house that produces parties, kickbacks, and supplies students with the means necessary to defy the NNU handbook and have a hell of a college experience. Four well built, well educated, and sophisticated baseball players live in circulation at the HLD year round. They are bad asses that love their girl Mary Jane, indulge in fine beverages, and are here to fuck shit up. They are no good before ten and do not like small spaces. Lets just say these gentlemen know how to live.
NNU Student #1: Lets go to the brick house

NNU Student #2: Naw man lets hit up the HLD; where the beer flows like wine and the pussy is always fresh.
HLD by Brennan and Dale December 5, 2012
HLD (Habitual Liar Dissyndrome); those who simply have a chronic habit of lying habitually, and the Mental Health Institute disregards that they exist (since they are both disordered and have a chronic syndrome).

Those who generally have it: politicians, doctors, dentists, psychiatrists, psychologists, professors, counselors, online moderators, and anybody that has a certification (a magic spell).

Because they are looking for a personal sense of superiority (superiority/inferiority complex); as if they know better than other people (lies).
That HLD person is such a liar... Why don't we find an underground psychiatrist, and make sure that person gets what e deserves.
HLD by NeoTPolaris June 19, 2024
Player: Let's get it on HLDM style!
Player2: How about let's not get it on...perv.
HLDM by Lozer T. User September 2, 2005
Half-Life Dedicated Server--
is a program that you can use to create a Half-Life game server to the public.

It also supports Half-Life mods such as Counter-Strike, Day of Defeat, The Specialists, Natural Selection, Global Warfare, and Underworld.
"I'm going to go download HLDS and run my own counter-Strike Server!"

"To run a Half-life server, you need HLDS."

"If It wasn't for HLDS, I wouldn't be on this server getting pwned by nubs!"
HLDS by Ei0nN April 26, 2004

Hldyisitic

pronounced as (Heldy-ie-si-tik)

The aesthetically pleasing blue dotted llama.

it can be used to describe a legit blue dotted llama or whenever you see something that is/almost dotted and blue.
"I saw a really cool piece of a hldyisitic eating grass, it was very unique!"

"The sky is filled with so many small clouds it looks extremely hldyisitic!!"
Hldyisitic by lloma October 12, 2020
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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