HBOtomy 

The lost feeling incurred when the cable tv goes out, when staying at a location without or in any other way not having access to cable, and you wander around wondering what to do.

The kids complained when i gave them an hbotomy and told them to get outside and play!

HBOtomy by BobalooEnt March 18, 2009

hobotomy 

any surgical procedure that is practiced on a hobo, prior to a real person, in order to protect the safety of mankind.

this woman needs breast implants, better do a hobotomy first.

hobotomy by soopadickman November 26, 2003