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I.S.H. Syndrome 

There is really too much to explain here, so i'm just going to try and cover the basics. I.S.H. Syndrome, also known as "ish" syndrome, is an illness that certain females acquire sometime after their teenage years begin. The acronym stands for "i'm so hott." This is how it works. There are girls that get so much attention from guys, that throughout their teenage years they have everything handed to them. There are always guys throwing themselves at them, raving over their looks, or trying to hit on them constantly. Because of this, they hardly ever have to work for anything and develop a stuck-up attitude about themselves. Eventually they just become completely full of themselves and expect the attention, as anything less would be a shock to their system. So they continue to walk around with this attitude, feeding off of attention like a frog in a room full of flies. What can you do to treat this syndrome? Not much. Just treat them like they're nothing special and maybe they'll at least get a little hint. This might help a little bit, but a total cure is highly unlikely. They're basically goners. All you can do for these individuals really is pray... just pray.
"Stacie is so hott, but she's got a severe case of I.S.H. Syndrome. I'd never want to date her."

"Did you check out that new hottie?" "Yeah, but I hear she's got a serious case of Ish Syndrome." "Awh, eff that man. Nobody wants to deal with that."
I.S.H. Syndrome by Lukefrizzle December 14, 2011

Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S) 

When you (or another) cant help but to hate on another nigga(s)

It is frowned upon to have H.A.N.S behind a menace's back, but is viewed as okay so long as the person suffering from H.A.N.S is willing to admit to the menace how they are feeling
Person 1:bro he got to go to the concert last night Im frfr jealous and pissed that he gets to do that
Person 2:You must have Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S), stop that shit bro or go tell him. Stop being a pussy.

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.) 

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.
A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

h.e. syndrome 

When you want to totally bang out some girl that's not even that hot, and don't know why
Dude i totally wanna bang that girl

Why man? She's not even hot

I know, i must have h.e. syndrome
h.e. syndrome by ctyikgh July 20, 2011

D•H•S Syndrome 

(Dick-Head-Syndrome)

Dik-Hed-Sin-Drum.

Often referred to a asshole person, kid who doesn’t listen, or mean individuals for no reason. Extremely common disease in today’s society. Ex: “My nephew never listens, talks back all the time. Kid def has DHS”
“Do you know people who never like and follow your page? They all have DHS”
D•H•S Syndrome
Noun/ Vulgar slang SLANG
a person who doesn’t listen, angry all the time, treats people like shit, most of society has symptoms. Look within.

S.H.I.T. Syndrome 

Severe hardening of inner toe. this is a condition affecting people who have unusually large callusses on their big toe, usually on the inside edge. S.H.I.T. sydrome is characterised by extremely hard skin which is usually impervious to the normally painful effects of peircing via stray staples or pins. Squash and tennis players are most commonly affected by shit syndrome.
'Whoa man, I just stood on a fishhook and hardly felt a thing!' 'You must have S.H.I.T. syndrome man.'
S.H.I.T. Syndrome by Sean, Jye October 20, 2006