Gympotence

When and injury or fatigue prevents you from performing a regular workout at the gym.

"I can't go to the Gym tonight 'cause a pulled muscle has given me serious Gympotence!"

by illestrader July 3, 2015

GIFpotence

n: Inability to find the right GIF to reply to someone with.

Walt's search for the perfect reply GIF, was hindered by a bout of GIFpotence.

by LordKaladar August 19, 2014

sympotence

Contagious Erectile Dysfunction. Having performance issues out of sympathy for a friend with ED.

I got sympotence when I tried to bang it out, cuz my bro told me about how he couldn’t get it up.

by Cheek the Greek March 13, 2023