Gutter snake 

A individual or vehicle of individuals who exit traffic impaired lanes to drive on the emergency lanes or median to circumvent traffic.

“These f*cling gutter snake are trying to pass everyone and not wait in line.

Gutter snake by Sweet-T408 February 29, 2024

Texan gutter-snake 

When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.

Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.

Texan gutter-snake by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020

snake in the gutter

When a man sticks his flaccid penis downward between a women's butt cheeks and proceeds to urinate down her butt crack and legs, using them like a gutter for his yellow rain.

"I can't believe it, George stuck his penis between my butt cheeks and pee'd!"
"Wow, sounds like he pulled a snake in the gutter on you."

snake in the gutter by longlegslucy September 2, 2014