The Grunyon is a mythical late-night after-party spot located somewhere in Chicago, Il. Only reachable in the extreme stages of a hard brownout or blackout stupor, patrons of the Grunyon are hard-pressed to recall concrete details, but always report continued heavy drinking, cigarettes and Mexican food.
Q: What happened to you last night after the bar closed? We all left and you disappeared?
-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
The Guyon that I've encountered says Tomatto not Tomato and is a bad-ass mutha-fucka.