Gummy Cracker

An absurdly small penis.
-Dude, have you seen James? He has a gummy cracker!
by bazorky December 10, 2017
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Gummy Cracker

Bro, I saw that dude in the locker room. He has a gummy cracker!
by Lekag December 10, 2017
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Gummy Cracker

When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.
Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?
by Mr.Nigo December 10, 2017
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