Guineasaurus Rex

A guineasaurus rex is an off the boat italian american, or a guido. They usually have sex promiscuously with multiple partners in college. They enjoy saying things like "fucking skanks" and "Jaeger Bombs!" while pointing around the room.

Mike is a huge guineasaurus rex, no matter what you say.

Guineasaurus Rex by Cal Hacker March 3, 2009

Guinean Girls 

Guinean girls ARE it. 100% beautiful and amazing at everything they do... no tea no shade. If I could find me a Guinean girl I would NUT on the spot fammmm.

"Yo, you peep those Guinean girls? They were fine as hell"

Guinean Girls by jennaellaaaaeheheh September 11, 2019

Guineasis 

Half guinea pig, half Pegasus. A guinea pig the size of a horse, with wings

That’s a magnificent Guineasis I see

Guineasis by LitMan22 January 18, 2018

GuineanMaestro 

A fat, virgin, basement dwelling, neck bearded cunt who reps the greatest midfielder of all time to lure children to his profile. Avoid this type of cunt at all costs.

"Do you know GuineanMaestro, bro?" "Oh, that sad lonely virgin on Twitter? Yes I do, mate".

GuineanMaestro by Amazing beast July 19, 2018

Papua New Guinean Sandwich

When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.

Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."

Papua New Guinean Sandwich by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025