The most powerful entity in all of existence. Seriously. If you see one, it is too late. The guinea horde will rip all your delicate skin and flesh until you are nothing but dust. If you want to make it out alive, you won't. You must accept your fate as guinea pig chow.
A GUINEA PIG!!!! RUN!!!!!
by Jeus the basketball master April 24, 2021
Sgt. O'Mally is a real Guinea Pig. I saw him down at the docks taking a bribe from one of the Don's goons, while they were unloading some Coke.
by Captain Kangaroo May 04, 2006
Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.
Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019
The guinea pig, also called the cavy or domestic guinea pig, is a species of rodent belonging to the family Caviidae and the genus Cavia. Despite their common name, these animals are not in the pig family, nor are they from Guinea.
Scientific name: Cavia porcellus
Lifespan: 4 – 8 years
Gestation period: 59 – 72 days (Adult)
Mass: 1.5 – 2.6 lbs (Adult)
Higher classification: Cavia
Length: 7.9 – 9.8 in. (Adult)
Scientific name: Cavia porcellus
Lifespan: 4 – 8 years
Gestation period: 59 – 72 days (Adult)
Mass: 1.5 – 2.6 lbs (Adult)
Higher classification: Cavia
Length: 7.9 – 9.8 in. (Adult)
My guinea pig is a boy.
by SqizilixYT July 11, 2016
by Dreaminqs February 26, 2016
The Guinea Pig is a bumpo.
by Power Person December 05, 2022
Al Pacino - "Hey, Brando, what do you call an Italian cop?
Marlon Brando - "Uh...I don't know."
Al Pacino - "A Guinea Pig."
Marlon Brando - "Hahaha...hey wait!"
Marlon Brando - "Uh...I don't know."
Al Pacino - "A Guinea Pig."
Marlon Brando - "Hahaha...hey wait!"
by Hysteria462 December 06, 2009