Guatemalan handshake
Guatemalan handshake by Captain J.Mo April 2, 2008
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Guatemalan Handshake
A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.
I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.
Dude, did you bang her!?!
Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.
Dude, did you bang her!?!
Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.
Guatemalan Handshake by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011
The Guatemalan Handshake
The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.
Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
The Guatemalan Handshake by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008
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