A sexual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher's penis on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. The lawnmower is turned on and the participants ride out of the garden down the street while they fuck.
by Karma Sutra November 10, 2017
A maneuver done during sexual intercourse, usually after orgasm. The male anally penetrates the female in a doggy style or bent over fashion, then pulls out his penis, taps his partner on the shoulder to get her to turn around, and then pulls his erection back and lets go, flicking onto the face of his partner a combination of pheses, semen, and whatever other miscellanious fluids, solids, gasses, or occasionally plasmas may be present on the penis at that time.
"So I heard Robby was taking it in the ass from his owner last night!"
"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"
"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"
"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
by BrazillianButtFartFetish September 22, 2008
This is a sexual act that is accomplished through the insertion of Guacamole, egg whites, and hot sauce being poured inside of a vagina, then to top it all off, you fuck whichever hole it is. Most commonly performed in the morning.
by Mikey Fresh B February 3, 2011
The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.
Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.
The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.
Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.
The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?
Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)
Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)
Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
by SuperfanGiovanni April 23, 2013
After a male has produced sufficient dick cheese, he then proceeds to flick it (or "grate" it) onto a female's vaginal region. Upon completion, the male then punches the aforementioned female's vagina (with a closed fist).
Winfield had a bushel of dick cheese and had nothing to do with it. So he flicked it all over Mary's vag, and gave her a nice uppercut."Now thats a Guatemalan Fistpump."
by ZaNdErTHEgReAt January 26, 2011
Very similar to the Asian Thunderstorm. When a guy cums on a girls face and then goes lay a fart in her mouth, but instead shits in her mouth.
While eating hot wings and drinking cheap beer, Janet was begging me to give her an Asian Thunderstorm. Later that night I did, but she wound up with a Guatemalan Mudslide instead.
by Jamdog October 5, 2007
The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.
Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
by Sally & Frank December 21, 2008