Guacamole Nigga Penis

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 06, 2019

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When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

by kkillphil December 30, 2018

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Guacamole Nigga Penis

Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.

-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.

by wowKostas August 06, 2020

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Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.

Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"

by Nerd Lord July 03, 2019

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When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.

Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.

by Lmao guacamole is negro December 09, 2019

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