Growlopecia 

A naturally hairless lady garden either by hair-loss or Shaving.

“I took a senior citizen home from the pub last night and when I took her big knickers off she clearly had a severe case or growlopecia as she was smooth”

Growlopecia by Philth May 17, 2022

browlopecia 

When your eyebrows lose their hair.

She had to get her brows tattoed on. After all those eyebrow waxings she ended up with browlopecia!

browlopecia by Palmita December 2, 2018