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Groinsword

Blunt, powerful-sounding term for a strap-on dildo. Especially a bigg'un.
I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.
Groinsword by AlexReynard May 8, 2008
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When you could conveniently save an image, however, you instead decide to take a screenshot for no reason
why would you greenshot that hahaha
Greenshot by GoofeyIV August 1, 2020

Groinhole 

A recently discovered third hole in men.

Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.

As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.

Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'

Grinshtein 

A super hero comparable to any of the best. Stylistically understated much like the transporter but equally as lethal. Women gravitate to his essence "Pharamones" at play. Best of times include friends, drink, song, and sub zero environments, outsiders / less fortunate cry out "Must be nice". A man of honor, a man of pride, a man of destiny. Most powerfull when seen at tea time or when the lights go down.
He is amazing, that man rocks, reminds me of a Grinshtein I saw once, spectacular!
Grinshtein by pdufus June 8, 2009

Grinshit 

A human-like who never stops smirking/grinning and who is a total shitcan. A troll on meth that never stops smirking.
A horde of Grinshit invaded New York Shitty on The Rev Al Sharpton Memorial Charter Bus Company in 2012.
Grinshit by Jamiesaurus March 11, 2021
A goonshot is a spiritual event powered by porn, charts, and obsession.

It is the ultimate act of gooning — the final, explosive release after prolonged edging, when arousal reaches such intensity that it obliterates thought, identity, and time. In that moment, the gooner becomes nothing but a vessel for sensation and surrender.

The goonshot is not just a climax.
It is ritualized transcendence.
It is the endgame
“He locked himself in gooning for 18 hours. Hit a goonshot and came out changed.”
“Bro hit his goonshot — tits on one screen, dex on the other, tears streaming. Said he saw Satoshi.”
goonshot by CultyMc July 10, 2025