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Grocery store

A place where my father goes to buy cigarettes for 7 years and then calls to say he forgot the milk
Ill be right back son *whispers in ear* tell your mom that I was going to the grocery store
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A grocery store is just a place where you can buy your groceries. Nothing to great about it!
I’m gonna go to the grocery store because we ran out of milk.
by Bell is the name August 26, 2021
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Grocery Store

It is another definition of supermarket. This word is more informal, but usually it is the most used in day-to-day.

Ps: Word too much used in Canadian daily. #cintiadisse
Grocery Store
I need to buy some groceries
by KrinBR January 11, 2015
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Gun Store

slang term developed in Chicago's Cabrini-Green Housing Project by members of the Gangster Deciples
I'ma hit up the grocery store for some zoo zoo's and get strapped
by DebatableThug May 18, 2008
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Grocery store

A place fathers say they are traveling to when they are really leaving you and your mother for a Karen
I'll be right back son, I'm going to get some ciggere- I mean milk at the grocery store
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A slang term for a girlfriend, fiance or wife
Hey did you see that?? That guy tried getting into my grocery store
by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009
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Grocery store

1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
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