2 definitions by fatheradootiongrocerystore

Grocery store

A place where my father goes to buy cigarettes for 7 years and then calls to say he forgot the milk

Ill be right back son *whispers in ear* tell your mom that I was going to the grocery store

by fatheradootiongrocerystore July 26, 2019

Grocery store

A place fathers say they are traveling to when they are really leaving you and your mother for a Karen

I'll be right back son, I'm going to get some ciggere- I mean milk at the grocery store

by fatheradootiongrocerystore July 26, 2019