Grip and Rip

When you are passing a big ass kidney stone and it gets stuck half way through, so you grab the base of your dick as hard as possible like a gogurt and pull up as hard and fast as humanly possible.

Bevin: Bro, for the last four hours I was in the bathroom passing a kidney stone.

Seth: Dude it could have been done in 30 seconds with the grip and Rip, only problem is your urethra fucking dies.

by Nibba slayer May 10, 2018

Grip and rip

To do something fast or to tell someone to hurry up.

Dave gripped and ripped through that test today.

I told John to grip and rip if he wanted to get done in time.

by Useless_Headphones May 14, 2016

Grip and Rip

When you hug somebody and as they embrace it, you fart

At my friends wedding, I gave her a congradulatory grip and rip

by Bella Bitch August 23, 2010

Grip and Rip

When you jerk off dry inside of coveralls at work

C.B: Hey thomas what did you do today

Thomas: I just had a grip and rip in the sieve shack today inside of my coveralls

C.B: Thats sick and rad I'm canadian

by grand_dady November 19, 2009

Grip and Rip

Grabbing an unsuspecting female's shoulders and ripping her vagina apart.

Last night Eddie gave Shawna the old grip and rip.

by George of the Concrete Jungle May 16, 2018

Grip And Rip

When you are about to get it on. Grab the shoulders of the one you're getting it on with as a handle and start thrusting.

Steve gave Kelly the old grip and rip last night behind the dumpster.

by George of the Concrete Jungle May 20, 2018

Grip it and Rip it

A slang term for when a male is masturbating

Dude, I'll be right back. I'm about to grip it and rip it.

by Ass4wksDick4days December 28, 2015