grim grins 

Ironic and somber-faced jest used to temporarily make light of a serious matter, situation, or topic, in order to help everyone involved to maintain his sanity and composure about it.

Concerned citizen #1: Well, if the nuke-plant does blow its top and blankets everything for 1000 square miles with glowing radioactive fallout, at least it'll save on batteries --- we won't need flashlights to see at night.
Concerned citizen #2: Yup, that thought's a case of grim grins, all right!

grim grins by QuacksO December 3, 2011

Grim grims juice 

A purple milkshake distinguishable from the Grimace Shake. It is made of blood and tears from Jacob G. It is described as tasting like the favorite food of whoever is drinking it. When consumed, the third leg of the consumer grows by seven inches. The consumer will also begin to act like Jacob G.

Guy 1: “Have you had the grim grims juice?”
Guy 2: “Yeah it’s the best thing ever”

Grim grims juice by chairwastaken July 5, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016