griefwank

Excessive masturbation that occurs after a breakup.

Paul griefwanked all night after she broke up with him.

by Pex April 22, 2006

Griefwankers

People that are easily influenced by the media to embrace false grief and play on it.

Look at Bob and Sue over there live on the bbc, outside Buckingham palace, what a sad pair of griefwankers mourning a dead rich yoda they never knew!

by anonymous September 14, 2022