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Green trees 

Noun. Code word for Marijuana.
Yo, you got some green trees or what, kid??
Green trees by AL9000 January 24, 2009

i see trees of green 

really? How did you not notice the red roses too? Also did you hit your head because you should be saying "I see green trees." You are dumb.
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

there you go, you got to see some the song.

Trees are green. 

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.
It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

“My hair looks nice today”

Smh
Trees are green. by Kontinjent August 31, 2020

Greek Threesome 

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.
This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.
Greek Threesome by Jeremy & Kyle September 1, 2006

Greek Threesome 

A greek threesome involves two men, and another man.
Note: In Greece they just call it a threesome.

Relating to the overt and wide spread homosexuality among Greek men.
"I wouldn't bother con right now spiro, he's got two friends over and i belive they're having a Greek Threesome"
Greek Threesome by R-Dog. August 10, 2009

Greek Threesome 

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.
This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.
Greek Threesome by Jer 12345 September 15, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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