Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

Greenspoint

Greenspoint is Known for being one of Houston's worst hoods. The business district has a lot of low income housing units along insterstate 45, but there are more offices than bedrooms. Since the 1980s oil glut, the district has remained a hotbed of criminal activity. People who don't live in Greenspoint usually refer to it by its popular moniker: Gunspoint.

Advice for being in Greenspoint:
Don't leave your car alone for long periods.
Greenspoint mall? Forget it.

Don't go looking for trouble because you will find it.

"Im going to Greenspoint for a job interview tomorrow." "oh shit cock the glock and suit up lil homie"

by mr wise3333 February 14, 2018

Greenspoint

A neighborhood in Houston established in the 1970s. Known for aging (but tall) office buildings, crime, the declining Greenspoint Mall, and being by and large, "ghetto"

"Greenspoint? You mean Gunspoint?"

by crazyps August 16, 2011

teddy greenspon

The kind of guy that likes to fuck fat bitches

You see that guy walking home with the pi phis, that’s a real teddy greenspon

by Beif June 7, 2018