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Dark green nails 

If she has dark green nails she has a phat ass.
Did you see Jolie all I saw was dark green nails.

green toe nails 

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
green toe nails by Floof July 3, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016