green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

green bastard

Wrestling alter ego of Bubbles from the show Trailer Park Boys.

Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!

by benormous April 30, 2006

Green Bastard

Dream, a minecraft Speedrunner

Dream: “Tommy, I still have the discs.”
TommyInnit: “YOU GREEN BASTARD! Actually, that’s fine. I have Spirit.”
Dream: “YOU WHAT?!” *Kills TommyInnit*

by Wife Haver February 12, 2021

Green Bastard

After consuming half of your Mickeys 40 oz malt liquor, proceed to fill what remains with mountain dew. It is most commonly consumed by stoned college students.

Bill: Hey Fred do you wanna get fucked off of some green bastards maybe roll a six paper joint tonight? i know i sure do!

Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?

by smoke tough mcgee toker puff November 22, 2011

green tea bastard

The male version of a green tea bitch.

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017

Greenblatt

Noun. A person without common sense. A moron. Someone who shouldn't be in control because of his lack of common sense.

Example 1: That Greenblatt presented the teller with his ID before robbing the bank.

Example 2: A Greenblatt is running that network. Why else would they cancel that show.

by Richard January 5, 2005

Greenblat

1) A person from maple grove, minnesota who is suffering from having a small penis. Greenblat is synonymous to a small cock.
2) Said person also suffers from erectile disfunction.

When I use my penis pump my Greenblat grows so the girls can actually feel it.

by Kingceps January 10, 2015