Greatest day 

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

Greatest day by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

May 4th. 5th month, 4th day. is the day only for ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Nothing else can be celebrated on this day or you automatically get the worst punishment ever by our CREATOR, AND any day around it. better make it the week just to be safe. i don't want no trouble.

THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL is finally here AMEN!!!!!!

THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 4, 2022

world’s greatest accomplishment day 

The day you spam your best friends over 1,000 times

November 18th is the World’s greatest accomplishment day

world’s greatest accomplishment day by Dayqua’s friend November 18, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008